In commemoration of yesterday’s ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day’, WilliamBanzai7 has created another masterpiece, this time depicting JP Morgan’s head of commodities Blythe Masters as a mermaid enchantress apparently replacing Keira Knightley in Pirates of the Carribean 5:
Wall St. Pirates of the Obscene
From WilliamBanzai7:



I dont see her gills.
That is just nasty No wonder the Harpies drove sailors mad.
Thanks Doc,
My fantasy of mermaids has been ruined for life
The face looks like a man’s face with long hairs and with a mermaid’s body.
Conclusion: That is one disgusting mermaid!
Why did I look at this right before bed?
THAT is supposed to “enchant” men to their deaths? Holy s***! She’s a lot closer to Medusa than to a beautiful mermaid! Add some snakes to her hair-do. lol