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No XL Pipeline use my railroads to move crude
I found your actual birth certificate
I’m your real father.
Your mother is Whoopie Goldberg.
Now go wash my car.
I doubt we’ll see any better than that. Good one @AGXIIK!!!
Damn, now that’s funny
“Do I really need to play banjo to keep this ponzi scheme alive?”
Barry, sign here and we’ll make Dairy Queen jobs “manufacturing jobs.”
Problem is it’s already been done. Flipping burgers is counted as a manufacturing job now.
These are the banks I am investing in. You need to guarantee they are TBTF if you want me speak positively about the economy.
This is your convention speech. And if you want that Presidential golf course never forget that Buffet rules.
Look here son, I thought you were shovel ready…
“I thought you were shovel ready”, now that’s funny.
Buffett to Obama: “You see, I simply don’t have any more silver to sell you.”
SILVER is Money! This paper is worth less than your promises. Get it?
So your saying I didn’t build this?
LOL @domino – You get my vote!
Look, right here is where you lost your confidence and any hope!!!
So what do you think? Bulls or Bears!
da Bears.
Mr. President, with all due respect, You are the first thing I have failed at!
Just tell them it’s the NEW Constitution.
I’m sorry Mr. President, but your proposal of me personally buying 100% of issued treasuries for the next 10 years…it’s just not a viable option.
“You see right here? Mr. President I never actually signed this contract. Sure you kept up your end by destroying the economy and continuing to suppress precious metals prices using tax-payers dollars, but I don’t owe you anything.”
This is where I want you to send all the gold in Ft. Knox as payment for my backing you.
…and the baby bear said to the papa bear….
This is a budget.
Budget? We don’t need no stinking budget.
Derivatives: These aren’t the weapons of mass destruction you’re looking for.
And according to our 2012 Playbook – this is where you declare martial law.
Just tell them it’s the NEW Constitution.
Here’s the COT report! Now why did I have to take it in the shorts on my silver? Blythe is my next target. You owe me Barry!
I’ll just need you to sign here – in blood.
Buffett : Ive done my own personal audit of the fed
Obama : Yes and what did you find
Buffett : Nothing there’s no gold , silver , its all gone, but i did find tons of ink and paper , Mr President we’ve been screwed…
Like Clunkers for Cash”Fait”, maybe it will work for silver.
Spend the TARP money on my companies, here’s the list.
All to true.
“I’ve marked the calendar for August 2012. That’s when I’m going to bail from the municipal bond market.”
“Thanks Warren. I’ll call my broker immediately.”
Obama: ” Is there anyway we can prop this thing up until after the election?”
Buffett: ” Look, The Chinese have us by the balls, the BRICKS are dumping the Dollar, and the hottest Halloween costume Will be the Suicide Banker. unless you blow something up, we,ve got till the end of September, max.”
Obama: “Well, let’s call in Cheny, he pulled it off before.”
Buffett: ” Now, Just before the Bank Holiday we will enter our Bunkers, here”
See this paper money? You need to have your buddy print about 10 trillion more of these!
Buffet: You see the derivative of Velocity is Accleration.
Prez: Oh! I didn’t know that. Hence the rapid move in the Silver price.
This is how you transfer $5 trillion from the middle class and enrich your banker buddies.
And here’s the secret location where I bury my barbarous relics.
Now see here Barry, you are currently here on my list. If you want to move up to here, you need to scrape more juice from the giant lemon my man, so I can load up on more metals. Why are you still sitting here…..do it now!!!
Spell with me, Barry! P – A – R – A – D – I – G – M C – H – A – N – G – E.
“And this is the amount I’ll need my 2012 refund check to be for”
BUFFETT: Barack, I am your father.
OBAMA: But you’re shiny white!
BUFFETT: Silver exposed to corruption will tarnish.
And then you carry the one, you see Barack?
Oh Warren, I never get this mathy things!
WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO RE-WRITE THE 3RD ACT – HERE’S YOUR NEW LINES
Now be a good puppet, shut up and listen to what I have to say
Buffett to Obama: “Lovely isnt it, trust me its far more valuable than silver.”
“I’ll bring the booze, you bring the weed … Hillary and Janet will supply the chicks”.
Oh! and don’t invite that Biden dude. Get it, got it, good!
Look my li’l puppet, I know the bloody teleprompter is broken, follow the script, you can do this!
What? You mean to tell me your Mickey from Rocky?! This whole thing is a joke on me! It’s right here on paper see. You been punked!!!
So, as you can see….I really can not afford to contribute to your re-election campaign.
Ok Mr. President here is where we will place the obituary. It reads:
United States Obituary:
USA–United States of America, of North America, Earth, died suddenly on January 1, 2013 due to complication with the fiscal cliff. She is survived by Big Brother of 100 years, Federal Reserve; her Big Sister the TSA and her Uncle Sam; She will be remembered most for giving to the needy until she went bankrupt and believing in Lies, Just us and the Socialist way!
Buffet: So what you’re sayin’ Barry is that my 100M+ ounces are only paper now…..I dont get em back? You promised. Cancel the award ceremony for the Olympics …im gonna need all that silver. Otherwise, this Omaha oracles blowin whistles.
Obama: Let me check with my boss.
Mister Geppetto looks over the trouble Pinocchio has caused us all and wonders why he wished for a “real boy” Fairy godmother where are you? Ann Barnhardt you busy?
“It turns out that gold really IS money!”
Come on, Barry, are you really that stupid??
Look, I can be just as good as Corzine if not better and way better than Solyndra. If you give me $1 Billion, I’ll donate $500 Million to your campaign. All of my employees, including my secretary, who pays a lot in taxes, will maximize their donations, also!!!
What do you say??
No Barrack your wrong! Look, right here in my notes. You see that don’t ya. It’s over, we are done! Hey, you suppose the SLV will sell back those silver positions?
Doc who? He’s got more gold to sell than we have in Ft. Knox.
“See this little thing? This is what a rich little penis looks like!”
This is the Yellow Brick Road. Do you know what the Yellow Brick Road is Barack? It is physical ownership of Gold and Silver. We have kept is suppressed so we could load up on the cheap. Much wealth will come to those who load up on what makes up the Yellow Brick Road.
Buffet: “Ever since CNN and Nancy Grace stuck her silver foot her mouth Silver has taken off.” Now the Damn metal is on everybody’s radar!”
Obama: Yeah, I know. That Central Bank of China advisor guy announcing China is going to load up on silver didn’t help either.
“Look Barry, two plus three be fo. Got that? Okay now, where are the hookers and blow?”
“I’ve been going over your golf scorecards and I think if you really worked at your short game you could get down to a 10 handicap.”
“We can pick up with the script tomorrow Barry, let’s grab some Cokes and hit the links!”
Look son, we’ve run the numbers and there’s no such thing as bad luck, just dumb ass decisions. And your economics are just that!
Buffet – This is JPM’s Silver Short position. Now Here is their physical invenotry spread. We are here….
Obama – Durrrrr……
Buffet – This means we need to drum up some Silver, and fast, before your campaign donors go under…Get those shovels ready!!
“Lookie’ here – I just found the real definition for AIG. It reads: ‘Adventures in Greed’.
SAY WHAT! nNow listen up. Yyou need to sell that, that barbarous relic and buy some of these here Muni Bonds!
whats it going to take to get you and your filthy agenda out of the white house…
Seriously, I thought I was exempt from that tax the rich stuff
“See, Barry? You flip this BLS chart over and tell them it looks like unemployment is down.”
And the Little Red Hen asked her friends; “Who will help me plant the seeds?”
We’ve promised Mitt his own planet in the Constellation Orion to play god, so in fairness you get planet “Choomer” over here!
WTF…now that was funny.
Apparently not enough.
So if I keep telling the serfs to pay more taxes and give all their money to charities I can have my 130 million ozs of silver back?
“It says here that ya Momma was Ms. Ann”
Look if you keep the DHS buying ammo the public will too because of fear. That leaves them less fiat to buy silver so more for us.
Of course the site is for all races! What you fail to acknowledge @AgAuRules is that with all races comes all opinions, backgrounds and mindsets so perhaps it’s best to just stay on topic.
What you fail to acknowledge is what you said was a racists remark, which does describe your mindset and there is no excuse for it. If it wasn’t inappropriate then it would have stayed on the site instead of being removed by the moderator by request. Maybe you think that a Black guy picking cotton is on topic in your mind. Probably best that you just let it go at this point.