Caption Contest Friday!

Apparently some things never change.  It’s time for Caption Contest Friday!!

Caption Contest

 

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  1. Washington’s up-and-coming young star handles microphone like a pro.

    • Hillary, confused after the blood clot on the brain, called into her doctor’s  office complaining of confusion.
      “Doc” she says, “I don’t know if I’m coming or going.”
      “Take all your clothes off”. grimaced the doc. “I’ll run a test”.
      Hillary complied and asked; “What now”?
      “Get on your hands and knees and crawl over to the other side of the room”. said the doc.
      “Now what?” asked Hilliary.
      “OK. Turn around and crawl back” he said, still grimacing, turning paler. Hillary complied. “You can get dressed now”. he advised.
      “What’s your diagnosis, Doc? Have you found anything”
      The doc replied. “I’m sorry Hillary, I can’t tell if you’re coming or going either!”

       
       

  2. Boy with her voice and the shape of her mouth, I bet she would be great.

  3. Awe she has the identical Lewinsky Grip! 

  4. Uh oh, was she before or after Monica?

  5. Lollipop Anyone?

  6. It melts in her mouth not in her hand!

  7. hey if she gained 100 pounds, got the shit kicked out of her acted like a bitch and put some austin power’s glasses on she’d look alot like my wife.

  8. bloodclaat, look pan da batty deh

  9. ‘let me take you to the candy shop’……

  10. Well…if Hillary was my wife…

  11. Lady – Load Test Load Test…123…321  

    Slick – Hellooooo

  12. “I had sexual relations with that woman”

  13. “I would NOT have sexual relations with that young woman, Ms. Clarkson … Depending on what your definition of NOT may be…” <eyebrow waggle>

  14. so the colored girl with the fat ass who can’t sing is actually worth more than that minx?

  15. Where’s my cigar?  I hope she uses a better dry cleaner than the last one… oh, what’s her name

  16. Hmmm, I’m thinking a nice Cohiba here … 

  17. that’s a firm grip you got there, 

  18. “I’d like to have sex with that woman’
    Damn, forgot the parantheses. Now I’m in trouble
    Just kidding honey

  19. “Never should have taken that Cialis.”

    • Are you kidding!?  Bill probably arranged for a permanent Cialis implant.  Hey, you never know when something good will come along!
       

  20. “If only that was little billy in her hand!” 

  21. They should put that grip on a GI JOE

  22. It really depends on what your definition of “IS” is

  23. You, Me Taco Bell!

  24. If only Hillary looked this good….

  25. Hot Damn, I think it moved!!

  26. …and Hillary can’t see me with her new glasses!”

  27. “I bet her grandmother is hot!”

  28. “God I wish I was still President”

  29. “I prefer brunettes but it’s Hillary’s turn now” 

  30. Hillary’s turn?  Hmmm  
    Hi, sweetie, I’m Hillary Clinton’s wing man.  She just left her day job today and needs some company this weekend.  Are you available?

  31. “Hope those are false teeth, it’s so much better when Hillary takes hers out”.

  32. “Nice Grip there…damn Hillary is checking her out too!”

  33. “Does the carpet match the drapes…?”

  34. Choo Choo. I think I can, I think I can.

  35. “Good grip. Nice angle.  I wonder how she is with smaller objects…”

  36. That’s A Good One Crissy. Especially From A Lady.
     
     

    • I have often been called a girl, but that is the first time I have been called a lady.

      Did hear a good one recently;
      Barry: How’s Hillary’s head?
      Bill: Not as good as Monica’s.

    • All females are ladies in my mind until they piss me off. Lol  (This time it means Lots of Love) Lol

  37. I’d heard that the new ‘Slave Queens’ came out. They look pretty good. May have to get me one.



    • Bloody Hell his wife must have cut him off to get him desperate like that. I’m glad I saw this, this morning. if it was last night I would have had nightmares. Yuk!! Lol

  38. “I just stepped in something, but I’m afraid to look.”

  39. So who won? And what does the winner get? A slave queen would be nice.. :)

  40. Bill: “just hangin’ out to see how low Monica might go…”
     

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