Caption Contest Friday

July 13, 2012 By 13 Comments

In honor of today’s Q2 theft (earnings) report by JPM in which The Morgue reported ‘The Whale’s’ losses have grown to $4.4 billion, and CIO traders intentionally mis-marked CDS prices, we thought it was time for another Jamie Dimon Caption Contest!


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  1. Avatar of SilverOne SilverOne says:
    July 13, 2012 at 12:57 PM

    Hi Jamie, it’s Blythe.  I am working on a nice formation to today’s silver chart.  I’m going to get it up to 27.50 and drive it down hard!

  2. Avatar of Silver Dollar Silver Dollar says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:37 PM

    “Can we swing it so I`m in a cell with Corizine?”

  3. Avatar of Got Goldies says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    “send a fat asian hooker up to room 308 .”

  4. Avatar of croc987 croc987 says:
    July 13, 2012 at 1:58 PM

    Yeah that’s right, I’m not worried, all my gold is in allocated accounts in Switzerland.  Wait, say WHAT???

  5. Avatar of SilverHawk SilverHawk says:
    July 13, 2012 at 2:44 PM

    “Air America reservations, please hold”……………………………………………………………………………

  6. Avatar of Solar JJ Solar JJ says:
    July 13, 2012 at 3:12 PM

    “Oh, they found out huh?” Thinking….Chile might be a nice place to live.

  7. Avatar of silverbadger silverbadger says:
    July 13, 2012 at 3:13 PM

    “Take it out of the segregated accounts or i will f—ing _______ you!”

  8. Avatar of NetRanger808 NetRanger808 says:
    July 13, 2012 at 5:23 PM

    Little does that man at 1600 Pennsylvania know? I run the entire World! 

  9. Avatar of reddy reddy says:
    July 13, 2012 at 8:41 PM

    Wasendorf invited all the boys over to his island tonight for a Coma party!

  10. Avatar of Silver Dollar Silver Dollar says:
    July 13, 2012 at 11:23 PM

    Wait. Stop. I`ve just had the most incredible idea in my life. Mabey we should help people, instead of  trying to crush everyone who opposes us. NOT REALLY, I`M JUST FUKIN WITH YA.

  11. Avatar of UglyDog UglyDog says:
    July 13, 2012 at 11:49 PM

    “Hello Ben, old friend.  Are you by computer?  Turns out I’ll be needing another $5 billion.  Can you email it to me.  Thanks Buddy.”

  12. Avatar of MaryB MaryB says:
    July 14, 2012 at 12:36 AM

    Yes Mr. President? Yes I know, it is under 5 billion the taxpayers won’t notice it if you just give it to us.

  13. Avatar of ch25061 ch25061 says:
    July 15, 2012 at 10:09 AM

    Welcome to the master of the universe

    existential crisis suicide-facilitation hot
    as hell hotline. Remember our slogan
    “When you go to Hades you’ve got it
    made in the Shades…with our blessing “

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