Caption Contest Friday!

July 27, 2012 By 14 Comments


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  1. Avatar of Rocky01 Rocky01 says:
    July 27, 2012 at 11:54 AM

    Your d**k is this long!   No your d**k is this long! you know this would be a lot easier if we could use our hands.

  2. Avatar of Silverbullet1976 Silverbullet1976 says:
    July 27, 2012 at 12:20 PM

    Military Guy …..I did a rail last night this big!!

    Bush …. Oh ya well the rail I did last night was THIS BIG!!

  3. Avatar of UglyDog UglyDog says:
    July 27, 2012 at 12:26 PM

    ‘Boyz Gone Wild’ – Having fun with Velcro.

  4. Avatar of jbjeep jbjeep says:
    July 27, 2012 at 12:53 PM

    “The economy is like a rubber band stretched this wide and when Barry gets in that baby is gonna snap”.

  5. Avatar of StackerX StackerX says:
    July 27, 2012 at 12:54 PM

    First their was the high five…

    Now the high twentyone
    :)
  6. Avatar of reddy reddy says:
    July 27, 2012 at 1:32 PM

    Bohemian Grove greeting

  7. Avatar of Flying Wombat Flying Wombat says:
    July 27, 2012 at 3:25 PM

    Shrub, reliving his Texas Air National Guard indiscretions.

  8. Avatar of Bigrsoul Bigrsoul says:
    July 27, 2012 at 8:31 PM

    Proof that nothing good can come from two penises colliding

  9. Avatar of Proverbs1616 Proverbs1616 says:
    July 27, 2012 at 9:29 PM

    Though Bush is imperfect, I actually like him.

    I like his Texas twang, I like the fact that he protected traditional marriage, I like the fact that he protect spooky science experiments on human embrios, I like his pro-Israel attitude, I like his Evangelical Christian stance for Jesus, I like that he didn’t follow polls, I like his friendly personality, I like is down-to-Earth demeanor, I like his ranch, and I LOVE his selection of John Bolton to represent America at the UN.

    I could sit here, throw stones at him (he did some silly things sure), but I believe that he is quite intelligent (contrary to what people accuse of him of), and I believe that he has come a very long way when you consider that he comes from a VERY elitist blue blood family where his father is an illuminist freemason, former CIA head, former president, where he was encouraged to join Skull and Bones, where his silver-spoon life lead him into heavy alcohol abuse and carnal worldliness, and seeing him embrace Jesus Christ and try to change the world for the better against very strong forces (many of which he had to go along with if he wanted to remain President, having to do what his father and his entourage told him to do).

    I believe I’ll see him in heaven one day, and again, while I could be snarky and throw barbs at him, I believe that no one here, had they had his same toxic family/life background, would have ended up as decently in life as he has.

    (I am not an American by the way).

    God bless President George W. Bush

  10. Avatar of Proverbs1616 Proverbs1616 says:
    July 27, 2012 at 9:40 PM

    What Paul the apostle had to say about government rulers … meaning President Bush and President Obama (written under the very evil, curel, sadistic and perverted Roman Empire and its megalomaniac rulers)

    Romans 13:1-8

    Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same: For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.  Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake. For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God’s ministers, attending continually upon this very thing. Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour. Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law.

  11. Avatar of Flying Wombat Flying Wombat says:
    July 28, 2012 at 12:17 AM

    If you think Dubya is a true born again Christian you haven’t done your homework.  There’s plenty of reason to conclude his public stance is nothing more than a carefully groomed act.  All of my post and much of yours is off-topic so I will stop here.   Hit google should you care to research further.

  12. Avatar of Conax Conax says:
    July 28, 2012 at 12:53 PM

    “For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power?”

    I avoid religious discussions on metals sites, but you started it. ;)

    I’m afraid that Paul might have been misinformed here. Paul’s real name was Saul of Tarsus, a government torturer of Christians until he was converted on the Damascus road.
    Look at some rulers: Caesar was a terror to evil? Good people weren’t harmed? Thousands of Christians that became cat food might dispute this. Chairman Mao was a real sweety pie. Pol Pot, ’nuff said.
    Even today people that grow organic products or quietly sell raw milk are getting assaulted under the cover of law.
    Jesus went out into the wilderness to be tempted by the devil. Satan offered Him ‘all the kingdoms of the world’ if He would worship him.
    How could Satan offer up these kingdoms if they weren’t his to give?
    So Satan rules the world, via the banks, and the Kingdom of Heaven is within you.
    ‘Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s… ‘ that was all Jesus gave them.
    I’ve read where the gubmint has asked preachers to shill for this ‘the King is always Good’ nonsense. If the king is a human being, he is basically evil just like the rest of us. For all fall short of the glory of God.

    So let’s talk about silver, the weakness that hopefully brings some pain to these banks.

  13. Avatar of Bigrsoul Bigrsoul says:
    July 28, 2012 at 8:15 PM

    Hey I said…. NO TONGS.

  14. Avatar of mgorman8 mgorman8 says:
    August 14, 2012 at 2:13 PM

    Quato Fight!!!!

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