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  1. The media’s blackout when Ron Paul becomes president.

  2. Somebody forgot to place the zombie poster target on that white target holder.

  3. Obama stunt double

  4. I’d finish my speech, but George Bush broke the teleprompter. 

  5. Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa. Wa wa wa wa. Wawawawawa.

  6. I have decided…..on this day….to…to make my teleprompter…as…as transparent as my administration…

  7. Barack “Blockhead” Obama

  8. Ladies & Gentlemen, the Teleprompter of the United States!

  9. ” This is the best way you could think to de-emphasize my dumbo ears….Really”?

  10. dammit Joe…  M and M is not short for Marshmellow!

  11. “I have the vision to lead us forward … over a cliff.”
     

  12. “Attention citizens, due to the financial irresponsibility and incompetence of your leaders, Cobra has found it necessary to restructure your nation’s economy.  We have begun by eliminating the worthless green paper which your government has deceived you into believing is valuable.  Cobra will come to your rescue, and out of the ashes will arise a new order!”


  13. Subconscious thought: “If I can’t see them, then they can’t see me so I will be invisible”.
    Announcement: “Now listen… unfortunately the time will soon be that the only house on your block with any equity will be the ginger bread house sitting in the bank’s kitchen.  You gotta’ understand, people – I’ve tried to fine tune the economy, but I’m starting to believe everyone else is right, that instead I might just be tone def.”

  14. America’s debt is so bad that their president is simply using metal sheet attached to a pole to protect himself against an assassination instead of using bulletproof glasses.



  15. I am the Original Unknown Comic 

  16. BHO auditions for the charator; Blockhead on the  Gumby & Pokey show.

  17. OK, you may now officially commence throwing the tomatoes, I’ll see if I can catch one…..ready?”

  18. The real Jack-in-the-Box.

  19. I teleprompter-in-chief  resign  & FOWARD the presidency to Ron Paul….      ymusti only dream….??????

  20. spongebob is my half brother, he lives in the pineapple under the sea.

  21. “I can now see clearly the way forward and I want you all to follow my vision.”
     

  22. If they put this here people won’t be able to see me smirk while I lie my ass off.

  23. Hear no evil (unplug the mic), speak no evil (no threats), SEE no evil (shields up!)

  24. Obama finds out what his policies are the same time we do.

  25. The POTUS discovers that his head has been rehypothecated.

  26. Obama says: “This is not a teleprompter. This is my birth certificate…”

  27. Obama says: “Look, if you’ve been a successful teleprompter businessman, you didn’t get there on your own. You didn’t get there on your own. I’m always struck by people who think, well, it must be because I was just so smart. There are a lot of smart people out there. It must be because I worked harder than everybody else. Let me tell you something — there are a whole bunch of hardworking teleprompter builders out there.

    If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you’ve got a teleprompter business — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.”

  28. Obama says: “No, it’s just a very thin Etch A Sketch.”

  29. President “Anonymous”

  30. MAKEUP!

  31. The amazing empty headed drone!

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