Caption Contest Friday! Ze Germans examine their first bars of physical gold… with a mass spec/tungsten scanner on the table.
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Well that looks to be 2013′s repatriation all there on the table.
In Gold We Trust.
Full Faith and Credit is a Barbarous Relic.
Ve Have the Technology!!
I Hope this isn’t my Crushed Volkswagen!!
Ding Ding Ding!
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-11-09/exclusive-bank-england-fed-no-indication-should-course-be-given-bundesbank
Now if you turn this and baste and pop in the oven for forty minutes, you will have a delicious…
“Ernst, Dieter, we can continue without the Federal Reserve representative. He apparently was feeling under the weather because when we announced that we planned to assay these bars he summarily shat his pants.”
@Canadian Dirtlump, just to let you know, William Shatner would prefer that you do not use the past tense of the word, ‘sh!t.’
I had planned to say his A$$hole exploded but I’m in proper company lmao!
“Now we need to get our hands on all of Greece’s gold.”
SIlver Doctors Limerick Friday
Von Greyez from the King World New(s)
Found a tungsten gold schwantz in his stew
He began to shout
And wave it about
Hey Dumb A** STFU
“Dis good. We go now to da vault! GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!”
“We can deliver the gold over a 7 year period by ship. Unfortunately boating accidents and acts of God do occur.”
99.999 pure Chocolate…I mean Gold Bars.
“This one has liquid oozing from it.”
Da! Hold it Der Minute, I think We Have Da Problem Here.
By chance, was that mass spec/tungsten scanner made in the U.S.A.? Just saying.
Nothing is made in the US these days! lol
Come on, that´s an XRF scanner and does not detect any tungsten unless it is very very close to the surface.
They use it to test the purity of the gold and nothing else.
Hey this one says Queen of England aka Saxe-Coburg property. If lost please return to Gordon Brown.
YOU VILL GIFF US DA GOLT, SCHVINEHUNDT!
Gold macht frei
So, now … Hans, where are you? Bring us the drill, please.
One for You; One for Me; One for you; One for Me…
OUCH! I just dropped this Gold on my Finger!!
Vos ist das? It’s not gold. It’s iron ferrite dum kauf. Vo ist mine gold?
“Its the right color, but why’s it so light?”
It’s gravity seems incorrect. I will take this one home for a more complete inspection. I will return what remains if any.
New York Fed to German reps..
This is all of your gold that we could find, because the records were lost in a basement flood during Hurricane Sandy.
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Know what I mean…
Gerhard. warum ist die lichter geflaschen und das alarm gehooten?
JEWISH BANKERS,HOLDING GERMAN GOLD? NOT GOOD .. MAYBE YOU GOT DER WEINERNIZEL
The amount of DIStrust at the top is is staggering. I would think Blackbeard trusted his crew more than these clowns trust each other
“Oh, mein Gott! made in China.”
Hostess’s last batch. “Where’s the cream filling?”
VHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS ALL THAT IS LEFT?
Whose Bubble gum is holding these bricks together?
“What is this junk you are pushing on us?”
[Das ist ein Witz, ja? Wir alle lachen, ja?]
This is joke, ja? We all laugh now, ja?
Otter: C’monnnnnnnn! Flounder!, you can’t spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! ………………… You fucked up………….. You trusted us! ……………. Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOXtWxhlsUg
“Why are these marked product of OZ?”
It we melted these down, how much platinum could we cover?