IMF Head Arrested on Plane for Forcing Hotel Maid to Perform Oral Sex

May 14, 2011 By 10 Comments
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Fully Clothed

If you need any assurance that the elite think they are completely above common law, breaking news from the Post has provided it.

The IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn has just been arrested on his Paris-bound plane 2 minutes before take-off for forcing a NY hotel maid to give him head this morning.

The Post reports

“The trouble began around noon today, when a housekeeper entered Strauss-Kahn’s room at the Sofitel on West 44th Street.
Strauss-Kahn was in his bathroom, said sources. He emerged from the bathroom naked, said the sources, and grabbed her.
Then, Strauss-Kahn allegedly threw the housekeeper on the room’s bed and forced her to perform oral sex on him, said the sources.
Strauss-Kahn let the maid leave — and soon afterward, headed off to Kennedy Airport for his flight to Paris.”
Strauss-Kahn’s arrest forced a postponement of Sunday’s meeting with German chancellor Angela Merkel.
We wonder whether The IMF head intended for the maid to be practice for tomorrow’s Merkel liaison?

A billionaire such as DSK who could afford a top line call-girl of his choosing committing such an act is either the most short-sighted and idiotic action one could commit, or else the big boys had a falling out with Dominique at their NY meeting.
One thing is clear: by tomorrow there will be more “head” puns on the blogosphere than Tiger Woods’ jokes.


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Comments

  1. Anonymous says:
    May 14, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    Thanks alot for that Merkel visual Doc!

  2. Big Machine says:
    May 14, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    Apparently it went to his head! lol

  3. Franz says:
    May 14, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    I wonder if she managed to keep some of his DNA. She better call CNN, FoxNews, USA Today, etc.. Or she'll be suicided by morning.

  4. Anonymous says:
    May 14, 2011 at 10:47 PM

    if she was smart she would have bit it off!

  5. Tyrone says:
    May 15, 2011 at 1:26 AM

    Just saw this over at Market Ticker… LOL

    IMF Has Diplomatic Immunity (?)

    The specialized agencies, their property and assets, wherever located and by whomsoever held, shall enjoy immunity from every form of legal process except in so far as in any particular case they have expressly waived their immunity. It is, however, understood that no waiver of immunity shall extend to any measure of execution.
    ….
    Representatives of members at meetings convened by a specialized agency shall, while exercising their functions and during their journeys to and from the place of meeting, enjoy the following privileges and immunities:

    (a) Immunity from personal arrest or detention and from seizure of their personal baggage, and in respect of words spoken or written and all acts done by them in their official capacity, immunity from legal process of every kind;

  6. George says:
    May 15, 2011 at 4:20 AM

    Well the IMF has fucked the rest of the World. So what's so surprising.

  7. Anonymous says:
    May 15, 2011 at 7:30 AM

    There's something more behind it.

    DSK, former French minister for finance and a socialist, is unofficial (yet) candidate for president of the French left (elections 2012). He might be a serious threat for Pres Sarkozy who, representing the right, will run for re-election. These allegations might be an attempt to diminish his chances in the eyes of French voters.

  8. sierra_hpbt says:
    May 15, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    @ANON… who cares about french elections. the point is one human being forced another human being to do something against their will. This Jerk off dickhead should be on his way to rotting in prison.

  9. Anonymous says:
    May 15, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    @sierra_hpbt. How do you know he really did that? Just because media said so? I thought man is considered innocent unless he's proven otherwise. Besides, would a guy of his position and money risk all this and run after a hotel maid? Just before flying to meet Angela Merkel in Germany? This just doesn't make sense. With all these $$$ he has he could buy both girl & her silence in one package. Apparently someone bought that girl earlier…

  10. CurioustoKnow says:
    May 15, 2011 at 10:23 PM

    They got Bill Clinton the same way. This guy has a history with deviant sex. He's sodomizing and making women perform oral sex. He's a beast. Watch how the A.D.L. and Isreal come to his defense. The media already has his back because he's a Israel Lobbyist and Zionist supporter of Isreal stopping by New York (the land of the jewish people) to bust a nut up some women'scrack. Lock his butt up. How are you going to leave your phome and personals and then ask "What is the meaning of this". You bust a nut up that lady's butt is what the meaning was.

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